Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy Mother's Day!

My mom ... before I made her crazy

Things My Mother Taught Me
courtesy of Splitcoaststampers


My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My mother taught me ABOUT SEX..."How do you think you got here?"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING..."You are going to get it when we get home."

And, my all-time favorite - JUSTICE..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU -- then you'll see what it's like."

... and now I have passed all of this on to my own daughter. Particularly that last part.


HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!


Do we share any ancestors?
Please email me at lostancestors [at] gmail [dot] com

2 comments:

Claudia said...

I love the "how do you thing you got here"

Joan said...

hahaha...thanks for the laughs!

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